Ani

And I was shocked to see the mistakes of each generation will just fade like a radio station, if you just drive out of range... ~Ani DiFranco

Friday, July 28, 2006

Minor annoyances

What annoys me most: is unappropriate use of the english language, and of course grammatical errors. I do'nt mean those oopsies we all make, I mean the ones pounded into our heads in elemantery school over and over; and over. Say for instanse i tell you, I really like reading you're blog. But, although I like it so much, my blog could kick it's butt. I can let these thing slip once or twice, but after awhile, alot of them just get anoying. And come on? Theres this realy neato newfangled thing called spellcheck. Please use it.

Wanna know what else annoys me? I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS AS IF CHAT HAS NOT BEEN AROUND LONG ENOUGH NOW FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW THIS IS RUDE AND IDIOTIC. I really hate that.

Another thing that bugs the bejezzus our of me is the WaY KiDS aRe CaPiTaLiZiNG RaNDoM LeTTeRS NoW. EVeN THiS iS MaKiNG Me WaNT To PuT a GuN To My HeAD BeCAuSe I KeEP HaViNG To BaCKSPaCe (i KeEP FoRGeTTiNG) aND HaVe No iDea iF i aM eVeN DoiNG THiS RiGHT. iS THeRe a RiGHT WaY To Do THiS? Sheesh enough of that, anybody got a bullet? Or a bottle? just break it over my head. I got on my own nerves typing that. I swear, that took like ten minutes.

I can think of no better way to end this blog than punctuation! I mean, I'm quite sure you noticed my frequent misuse of punctuation in the first paragraph! But the specific kind of puncuation I'm talking about is exclamations! I mean an exclamation point tells the reader to say everything a certain way! And, seriously, if you say everything like this, I simply cannot be bothered reading your shit because if I were to ever meet you I'd bitch slap you upon sight! Seriously!

Me talk the English language good and you should to. I'm just sayin.

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