It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

Oh how easily amused I am. My entire night has been sheer amusement.

It started plainly enough with a trip to Wal-Mart. I knew in the parking lot the trip would be interesting seeing as how I am in the middle of the female plague and was left without a tampon. Should be an easy fix since we were at the getting place, but I am cheap and refused to buy a whole box seeing as how I am fully stocked here at home. So I opted to try the machine in the girls' bathroom. No big. Unless they're out. AND it takes your quarter. My newest and perhaps coolest friend was with me and when she emerged from her stall she found me with my arm elbow deep up the tampon machine. So, she pops the lock and I happily get my quarter back.

Next, on our second trip of the evening to Wal-Mart, we were walking around and spotted the most gorgeous set of eyes I have seen possibly to date. So, of course we stalked him. Fast forward to picking out weiners, the edible kind perverts, and I noticed the most pleasant smell lingering around. I quickly realized the pleasing aroma was coming from the older gentleman standing in front of me. Of course, I HAD to tell him how great he smelled. To which he replied, "Uh, okay" and exited the area as quickly as possible. I had to fight the urge to randomly walk up behind him and sniff.

Then we went to get dinner. Fried Chicken. Dude came to the window to give us the food, for which I was ready to exchange my debit card. After his blank stare at my offer for monetary goods in payment for his edible goods he said there would be someone there to take our payment. So we sat. And we sat. Chicken and money in hand. Finally we drove off. Still with chicken and money.

Things accomplished today:
1. Break into tampon machine - check
2. Stalk random people around Wal-Mart - check
3. Gank some chicken - check

Good times. Good times.