So the coolness of my day...

I caught a baby today...wait for it....at the hospital! There I was, bedside to mom as I usually am, and the doctor was already being really cool making sure I could see EVERYTHING going on and stuff. And all of a sudden she looks at me and goes, "Why don't you get gloved and gowned and you can help me out?" I'm like, ok, cause I figure she means just so I can be in the sterile field since I usually am all up in it anyway and most docs don't like that. :) What can I say? I'm a rebel. Anywho, so mom's pushing and we're closer to THE time and doc looks at me again and goes, ok so after the head delivers I'll deliver the anterior shoulder and you can take it from there. Um, ok doc. And so that's what happened. I got to catch the baby and give him to his oh so happy to have him out mommy.

Also, heard the funniest shit today from this mom after giving birth. She goes, well it was kind of like having sex but not as fun! HA!!! First time EVER!!!

Let's see, what else has my random day included? Or rather, my random life.

Oh yeah, so driving to the birth was an experience. I had to go over an hour and was so afraid I'd miss it cause dad called me to tell me mom was pretty bad off. So I'm driving and breaking every speed law along the way, hazards going the entire time. How many big trucks do you think pulled over in front of me? Seriously, it was like ten! I was like...hello?! flashers!!

Also, I've discovered the heaven that is energy drinks! Until recently I had never had the little piece of ecstacy that these are. Years of being pregnant or a boob dealer will do that to ya. But, all that is behind me now and I plan on abusing my body in every way possible. :) Bet you're wondering if I'm kidding aren't ya? I won't tell though, I'd rather let you wonder.

Another very exciting thing is my birthday which is NEXT WEEK! I am very excited about this! Birthdays do not phase me and I plan on having them for as long as possible. I like to make a big deal over myself. And this is one day of the year I get to do that without being called narcissistic (that was so spelled wrong first time around lol, thank you google). So, I celebrate and a big deal I make. I even have a birthday song. :) I begin to sing it every day starting, oh about now. I've done this for years. It makes me happy.

Alright, I'm out. I haven't been blogging much. It isn't that I don't have anything to say, cause...well...I always have something to say. I've just been busy hanging with the cool kids. That's right, I'm a cool kid now. Be very jealous.